is that a dog?

I had an Ob appointment today. There was a dog roaming the halls. All I could think was, is there seriously a DOG in my doctor's office. I wonder if she's pregnant? I almost stepped on it. I should have kicked it. It belongs to my doctor who consequently wears flip flops. Is that legal? Either one of the afformentioned subjects...legal?? Did I mention that at this office I was given a flu shot from a no glove wearing nurse who put her naked finger on the injection site to stop the blood. Oh, did I also mention that after exams my doctor likes to leave me in the stirrups and walk out on me instead of telling me I can get up and/or helping me up. HELLO! Can't you see I have a friggin' watermelon on the front of me. Do you know how easy it is to get up off of this table you jerk idiot!? By the way, Darin wants me to inform that he was happy with the dog in the office as he thought it might be a lovely distraction for Toby. Yeah, I don't think Toby even noticed this little rat. Guess what else? After you pee in a cup, you have to walk it out to the nurse at this random sink in the middle of the hall where they do paperwork and chit chat. Today, I set my pee down less than 2 ft. from someones diet coke. Maybe I should have used some force when setting it down so there was some splashing. Too bad I like the nurse (not the shot nurse) otherwise I might have. I looked at the groups website tonight. I am calling tomorrow to see if I can switch to another doctor in the group. He seems great. Keep your fingers crossed for me. Oh, by the way, I am dilated to a 3. My doctor told me as she was walking out the door after my exam. I wonder if she washed her hands.

***I am sure you are asking, "Why didn't you switch sooner?" When we moved down here I was already 4 mos. pregnant. Insurance was a mess. It was hard to get in somewhere and this doctor (choke) came reccomended. I had already seen two docs this pregnancy and didn't want to make it 3. 3 I think it will have to be.***